i wonder what satan will bring me for christmas this year
I could’ve sworn that said satan
Chandler: I don’t dance at weddings… Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this…
posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you!
well there goes my dinner plans
IS THIS A JOKE
It’s like an infomercial
does animal planet have a show about puppies falling off the same table bc
"When’s the last time you lost your temper?"
"I thought we were bros!!!!"
Yeah, that’s a pretty severe violation of the Bro Code dude.
UMMMM CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing